I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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