5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
