don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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