I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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