I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she looked like the before picture.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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