we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
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somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
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You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
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