Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
