Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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