Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
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Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
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