I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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