Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
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There is too much vodka and too much dick.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
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Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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