OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
why do cheetos always look like penises
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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