i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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