i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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