Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
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When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
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some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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