Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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