im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
It's never too late to be topless.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
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This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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