next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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