Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
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Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
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