I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
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I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
She told me I should be a condom model.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
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I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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