my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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