weddingsv make me drug and hornr
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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