so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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