But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm jealous of your bromance
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
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