last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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