How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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