She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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