omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
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he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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