found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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