Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Sorry my hands just texted you
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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