so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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