Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
farters have to be the big spoon...
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I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
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He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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