Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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