bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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