Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
wow bdsm is so cute
Holy shit dude........stairs
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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