i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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