This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
17 year olds will be the death of me.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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