ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
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My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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