Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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