oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one