it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
In America we eat man semen.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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