i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
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Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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