it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
love makes seman taste better
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there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
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When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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