She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
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So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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