Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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