Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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