were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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