Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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