they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
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Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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