At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
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He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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