Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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