U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Randomize
