At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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