Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
my god I love twenty year old dicks
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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