It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
i think im in europe. pls send help
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Randomize
