I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
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I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
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I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
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I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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