what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
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6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
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You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
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Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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