Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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