I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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